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Oy! Ten thousand years in a tin can'll give you such a crick in the neck!

When lights are restored, a GENIE stands before ALADDIN.) Look at all this junk! I bet no one's been in here for years. For the first time, he takes notice of all the objects around him.) (ALADDIN collapses to a sitting position. Me, the 'street rat'!īesides, she deserves a prince. I mean, 'The Princess!' Ugh! I must've sounded so stupid! Then again, what does it matter? I'm never gonna see her again.

Aladdin you rubbed my lamp